Thursday, May 27, 2010

Post Four: Don't Mess with Beasts


Dudes, don't underestimate the horse. Or any other large easily spooked wilderbeast.


That is unless you want to spend a couple of hours with me on a cold metal table naked. Well, you'll be naked, but very dead. It won't be fun. I don't want to wire your jaw back together and pull out your teeth to replace them with plastic. Ta!


Peace

1 comment:

  1. APOCALYPSE PONY!!!!

    Hehehe.

    I agree, no matter how awesome you think you are, a predatory animal will never be your friend forever...

    One day it will snap and say 'Ooh food.', instead of 'Ooh friend.'

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